POETICALLY SPEAKING CONSERVATIVELY


"The Vacation That Was"
 

His sixteen day vacation ended and he sure looks fit
He has a darker complexion. A tanned piece of S*^T
While he golfed nine times there was rioting in Ferguson
He danced the night away at a party for Vernon Jordan
 
He multi tasks so well. To a couple of Fundraisers he did go
at about the time of the ISIS beheading show
To be fair about it he did express sympathy to the Foley family
Then about nine minutes later he headed out to the golf tee
 
There were some days at the beach and, yes, the bike riding
The contempt for his 'in your face optics' he certainly wasn't hiding
The world could blow up. It was not going to impact his vacation
The country be damned. He is 'KING BARACK'. He rules this nation
 
This is a one son of a bitch who enjoys each and every Presidential perk
After six years there's still a debate. Is he the devil incarnate or a hapless jerk?
Don't even ask what this vacation must have cost. It is truly obscene

This is one contemptuous bastard this country has ever seen


"Obama At The American Legion Convention"
 

There he stood in front of an audience that despises him so
A man that many in the American Legion see as a bitter foe
He was the last person most wanted to hear and see
So tanned he look. Wouldn't you after 9 rounds on the golf tee?
 
Each point he tried to make fell on deaf ears. It was quite lame
He paused for a few moments but the applause that never came
Reading from his trusty TelePrompTer that he does oh so well
you couldn't help thinking that his audience was going through hell
 
The beheading of an American journalist to all was so troubling
But to this Commander in Chief not so. He still went golfing
He reiterated again that leaving Iraq was the right thing to do
The reaction of many who listened was not their point of view
 
People sat in their chairs listening polite but seemed uncomfortable
They, as most of us, are sick of this President. He's so contemptible
At the conclusion of his speech you could hear a smattering of applause
It was a reminder how much we detest this man who has so many flaws

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