A NEW U.N. REPORT HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED !
WHEN GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE, HE DIDN'T DO ANY OF THE
1. GET A PERMIT
2. PAY FEES IN ADVANCE
3. HAVE HIS WORK INSPECTED
4. REVISE HIS PLANS AND OPERATIONS IN ACCORDANCE WITH
INSPECTORS OFFICIAL DEMANDS.
5. FILE A COPY OF HIS PLANS WITH THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES. (
IN TRIPLICATE )
6. FAILED TO RESPOND FIRST TO A "FRIENDLY WARNING LETTER" .
7. LATER REFUSED TO SHOW UP WHEN "ORDERED TO DO SO ".
8. DID NOT RESPOND TO A WARRANT THAT WAS MAILED TO HIM
"GOD"
9. REFUSED THE LETTER AS IT WAS RETURNED MARKED "UNDELIVERABLE"
10. FAILED TO RESPOND TO LATER DEMANDS FOR HIM TO PRESENT
HIMSELF
TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES FOR ARREST.
11. IS IN FLIGHT FROM ARREST AND HAS KEPT HIS WHEREABOUTS
UNKNOWN.
12. HAS SUBSEQUENTLY BEEN ACCUSED OF AND CHARGED WITH
"HAVING CREATED BAD AND DANGEROUS SPECIES THAT DO NOT
CONFORM TO CURRENT ACCEPTABLE U.N. BIO PLANS FOR PLANETARY
BALANCE"
13. HAS CHANGED THE WEATHER, THE SUNS ACTIVITIES, CAUSED
OBJECTS TO FALL ONTO EARTH AND OTHER PLANETS WITHOUT
ASKING FOR PERMISSION, PAYING THE FEES, TAKING OUT PROPER
INSURANCE, OR HAVING A FORMAL PERMIT STATING THE EXTENT AND
LIMITS OF THOSE PERMISSIONS ( IF ANY )
14. IS NOW CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND SUBJECT TO
IMMEDIATE FELONY ARREST.
15. U.N. TROOPS ARE ON HIGH ALERT, BUT HAVE NOT BEEN SENT
ANYWHERE, BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
16. THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE U.N. AND OTHERS WILL
REBROADCAST AN
"INTERVIEW" OF AN INTERVIEWER CONFRONTING GOD. FOR HIS
PROTECTION THE INTERVIEWER WILL BE WEARING A MASK ( so God
can't tell who he is" AND THE CHAIR WITH GOD ON IT WILL BE EMPTY
AS GOD WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THE "INTERVIEW".
17. THE U.N. IS ASKING ALL NATIONS TO WRITE NEW LAWS MAKING
THE BIBLE ILLEGAL AND TO GIVE PEOPLE 2 WEEKS TO TURN IN THEIR
BIBLES UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN "SPECIAL PERMITS " TO KEEP
THEM AS SEALED NOVELTY ITEMS.
18. THE U.N. SEC GEN HAS STATED THAT "PEOPLE MAY BE PERMITTED
TO KEEP THE COVER OF ONE FAMILY BIBLE ONLY BUT MUST TURN IN
THE PAGES.
19. HAZ MAT TEAMS ARE ON HIGH ALERT WORLD WIDE AS U.N.
"HEALTH OFFICIALS" NOW STATE THAT THERE ARE "certain subtle
toxins " in the pages of the bible that are dangerous to U.N. OFFICIALS.
20. THE SEC GEN HAS FURTHER STATED THAT '' THESE ACTS OF
INSURRECTION BY GOD WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, and HE WILL BE
TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY ANY AND ALL MEANS.. and THAT LETHAL
FORCE MAY BE USED.
21 IN AN UNRELATED STORY, A GIANT SINK HOLE HAS
SPONTANEOUSLY APPEARED IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE U.N.
HEADQUARTERS. THE VEHICLES ARE ALL MISSING.
22. IN AN ANNOUNCEMENT THIS MORNING, SEVERAL INSURANCE
COMPANIES HAVE DECLARED THE DAMAGE TO BE "AN ACT OF GOD''
and NOT COVERED UNDER THE TERMS OF THE POLICY.
23. THE U.N. SECRETARY HAS CONDEMNED THE INSURANCE
COMPANIES AND DEMANDED THAT THEIR NATIONS RETROACTIVELY
CHANGE THE INSURANCE LAWS
TO DEMAND SUCH PAYMENTS BE HASTILY MADE.
and this is just coming in . The leaders of N. Korea, Communist China,
and other unnamed nations are officially blaming God for ..
putting the wrong plants and animals in many places.
having a severe lack of respect.
refusing to comply.
CAUSING GLOBAL CLIMATE EVENTS SUCH AS DAY, NIGHT, WIND, RAIN,
SNOW, SLEET, ICE, WAVES, TSUNAMIS, INAPPROPRIATE PERIODS OF
QUIET, THE STRATOSPHERE, THE IONOSPHERE, SUN SPOTS,
EXCESSIVELY LONG TIGER TEETH, AND HYPER SEXUALITY AMONGST
CERTAIN SUBSPECIES OF CHIMPANZEES, LAZINESS AMONGST SLOTHS
AND ORANGUTANS, AND DOLPHINS SWIMMING WITHOUT A LICENSE.
they have issued a wanted dead or alive order for him to be taken in.
NO WORD YET ON WHERE THEY WOULD STORE HIM
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